Well, this is unheard of – I’m sat here in the press office at a festival, and the computers all work, the WiFi’s quick, and there’s even a man in a t-shirt that says “technical support” (the t-shirt, not the man).

I’m Adam by the way; I’m half of Amateur Transplants – a sweary, singy, doctor double-act. We’ve just finished our set at the Tetrahedron – it seemed to go pretty well (although someone did throw a burette at us near the start. I assumed that was a bad sign, but Suman thought burettes might be what geeks throw instead of knickers).

I’ll have to keep this quick – we’re manning the first aid tent in about half an hour. Lord knows what sort of injuries you get at a festival – trench foot maybe? Not entirely convinced I’d know what to do with trench foot. I might have to Google it when I get there - does the WiFi stretch to the first-aid tent? I’ll ask the technical support man in a minute.

Our CDs and DVDs are on sale at the merchandise stand (opposite car park 3), or you can order online: www.amateurtransplants.com. I’d think carefully before buying one for an elderly relative though.

Keep listening,

Adam.